Mark it down, folks. The morning of January 27th, 2015. I have earned an Adult Trophy.

Adult Trophy – from Hyperbole and a Half http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html

I…

1. Did not hit snooze when the alarm went off at 7am – got right out of bed instead.
2. Promptly got ready for work.
3. Am wearing matching socks.
4. Started my car from my apartment FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER so that it was warm and snow was melting off of it when I was ready to leave.
5. Arrived at the office by 9:15am…
6. …having already talked to one of my best friends about life business…
7. …with coffee in hand because I made some BEFORE leaving my apartment.
8. Have seen and talked to many of the execs and CEO of my organization because apparently people arrive before 10:30am and do things and make the world happen.
9. Remembered to water my (maybe) dying office bamboo plant to keep it from (maybe) dying.
10. Need a 10th…I need a 10th…OOOOHHH…and now I’ve written a blog post!

Just saying.

INFINITY points to Gryffindor!!!  Ok. Fine. INFINITY points to Hufflepuff. I’m definitely more of a Hufflepuff. (Minerva is just gonna keep throwin’ them 10s forever)

But the fact that I need to pat myself on the back for this shizz should probably make me question the trophy at all… #fauxdulthood